You find yourself rocking back and forth while waiting in line at the grocery store (without the baby).

You are suddenly excited about poop and pee.

Your husband is no longer aroused by the sight of your boobs.

A two minute shower is cause for celebration.

A camera and video camera are always within reach.

Your baby is far more entertaining than the television.

At the shopping mall you realize you have poop on your shirt.

The hair dryer is used to soothe your baby, not to dry your hair.

Under-eye concealer becomes your favorite beauty product.

You use the word ‘poopy’ repeatedly with with doctors.

Singing is no longer confined to the shower.

You fall in love every day.